are children small, or just far away?

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sneakyfeets:

thlp

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modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

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dogs99999:

My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system

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gay8:

God

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Isn’t nature beautiful

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thranduils-queen:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

what

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codeinewarrior:

ok guys! if we put all of our money together we can buy a tumblr island! then we’ll have no internet and we’ll die because we stay inside all day and have no survival skills

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awwww-cute:

It’s rainy season here in Florida, and Nymeria can’t stand the thunder. The only way to calm her down is to hold her like this

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