smash mouth: thanks for coming to our concert up next is a few tracks from our new al-
me: SHREK SONG!! SHREK SOOONNGGG!! SHREEEK SONNGG!!

aristocratslayer:

reblog if school hasnt even started yet but its already stressing you out

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officialunitedstates:

givee-meelove:

officialunitedstates:

it feels like 2011 was 3 years ago

it… it was….

hmm perhaps that is why I feel that way then

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psyducked:

GOTTA GET THAT BACON

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carbkingg:

ramen-no-jutsu:

yamatoesies:

thenextkage:

back to school shopping for a backpack

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don’t forget your pencils!!

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and your lunch

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and your asswhoopen nerd 

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beyoncebeytwice:

shavingryansprivates:

methlabrador:

everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something

drinking

oh

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adultnapped:

Dick so big I need to take a panorama pic to sext

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doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
me: tell me thats not sick
doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude

bjorked-mork:

matching icons for you and your friends

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pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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meladoodle:

hey guys my blog got deleted my old url was “i-used-a-dangerous-money-making-scheme-and-now-im-upset-that-theres-repercussions.tumblr.com” i used to have 1,000,000 followers and now i have no place to use shady ways to make money so help me out please. i’m so upset and sincere right now even though my bank account is flourishing so please feel sorry for me after i completely abused my power on the internet

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kingjaffejoffer:

sandandglass:

Source

who was the asshole who stopped it?

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