they’re called earth worms because earth is the planet they will eventually rule
“Where Your Fecal Matters” - Sewage pump service spotted by rtquips
It’s a shitty job but somebody’s got to do(do) it.
this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen
nicki minaj is 30
she was born 30 years ago
“hey we’re gonna order pizza”
“you have to finish your homework first”
this is not a fact i asked my mom
has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living
the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
Fun - We Are Young - OST “The Sims 3 Showtime”
MY FACE HURTS FROM LAUGHING
WE BAH YUUUUUUUUUU
i just made the mistake of listening to this while brushing my teeth
oh my god
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