who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
coming up with text posts for tumblr are easy when you have more important things you could be doing
I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass
The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him
"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.
Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.
Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””
Important lesson: You cannot lead effectively if you do not share the same burden as your followers.
"Why rescue birds?" LOOK AT THIS SHIT.
Not everyone is a bird-person, but they deserve to be with bird-people who will show them patience and proper care.
My rescue’s mission is to educate and properly match bur-burs up to the right bur-bur peeps.