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they’re called earth worms because earth is the planet they will eventually rule
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“Where Your Fecal Matters” - Sewage pump service spotted by rtquips
It’s a shitty job but somebody’s got to do(do) it.
this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen
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nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
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“hey we’re gonna order pizza”
“you have to finish your homework first”
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FACT: ocean
this is not a fact i asked my mom
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has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living
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the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
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Fun - We Are Young - OST “The Sims 3 Showtime”
MY FACE HURTS FROM LAUGHING
MENAAAIIIII
WE BAH YUUUUUUUUUU
i just made the mistake of listening to this while brushing my teeth
oh my god
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att:
No Text is worth Dying For. It Can Wait.
Please join us, Verizon, Sprint, T-Mobile US, Inc. and more than 200 other organizations to stop texting while driving. Encourage everyone in your community to join the movement and take the pledge today to never text and drive at www.itcanwait.com.
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