(Source: thefood-blog, via mellehbeans)

(Source: haemus, via tastefullyoffensive)

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

(Source: lysergicyugen, via thats-so-meme)

severeproblems:

politics

(via welcomeback2squidward)

(Source: chemtrailqueen, via welcomeback2squidward)

fuckingn00b:

phobs-heh:

khan2kool:

sassafras-manson:

ryanvallejo:

ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

Its been a year

(Source: ryanhatesthis, via ungratefullittleshit)

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

(Source: sylvehun, via guy)

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

(via mellehbeans)

skeletonsagainstyiff:

heading right to the nearest election center

(Source: holoska, via loraxetives)

(Source: ffredforeverr, via delzdesigns)

(Source: slugfucker, via urbodysawonderland)

thebeardedmystery:

perksofbeingfab:

lsdemon:

more embroidered bread

why the fuck would you embroider bread

Aesthetic

(via itsagifnotagif)

(Source: mirandasings-, via mirandasingsz)

kasoukai:

harleyteir:

kasoukai:

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

was that really necessary to add

really

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

(Source: nemythecoolest, via doratheexploranal)

briankrakowfanclub:

scaryghoultrash:

parallel lives

why do the good die young

(via sebuckystian)